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Today, I went to Target with mah looool dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was bieng cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17382) - you deserved it (2060)

On 11/18/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by creys - United States

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How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 7:45am by TJhudson181

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If he's really that desperate for money, he should try selling plasma or sperm or a kidney.

This sounds like something the Jackasses would do. There's a reason they called themselves that.

#6 - On 11/18/2012 at 7:51am by DocBastard

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