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Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.
If he's really that desperate for money, he should try selling plasma or sperm or a kidney.
This sounds like something the Jackasses would do. There's a reason they called themselves that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015