Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright...

By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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By iamamermaid - 20/01/2015 06:14 - United States - Hemet

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

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Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Hairylass - 02/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML

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By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By queenofdeath - 16/01/2010 18:16 - Israel

Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML

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By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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iffy 20

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:07

Next time try waxing

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:08

Hello, Yosemite Sam.

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iffy 20

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:07

Next time try waxing

Climaxx 11

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:25

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Climaxx 11

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:27

& that was meant to be to #5 not to you. Sorry, too late to tell the exact same comments apart. I do apoligize

wooboo608 1

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:46

Even try waxing this time? It's not like 'oh damn now I have a red mustache forever ;('

PuggieKid 22

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:54

8,10... It ok. Calm down.

ShannyAK 16

Saturday 29 September 2012 17:12

That happened to me.... exept with waxing

gc327072 30

Saturday 29 September 2012 17:49

One time that happened to me... lol jk I'm a guy.

kakkyman 4

Saturday 29 September 2012 21:25

i tried waxing once........made a candle...........lit the candle..........house burnt down..........moral:don't use wax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol xD

rachelmaya 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 5:20

Pineapples

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:08

Hello, Yosemite Sam.

THE_B3ST 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 14:32

That was way to funny

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:10

Hey that's kind of sexy...not!

NuTrees 9

Sunday 30 September 2012 6:38

Right? Why do people bleach mustaches. That blonde mustache is no sexier than the dark one before it.

sayyestothedress 24

Thursday 17 July 2014 5:15

Exactly!! People don't have a problem with the colour of it!

xMiss_Maggot 7

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:12

wow seriously? use wax next time

Posthuman 26

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:21

I had a green mustache once :)

martin_martian7 11

Saturday 29 September 2012 17:26

Swag! yolo! what are you going to do now?!

Posthuman 26

Saturday 29 September 2012 17:41

......

felixcoco11 5

Monday 1 October 2012 7:45

Dude marylin manson is not real musique

Bad1z 13

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:23

just say its herpes (can you guess the reference?)

samaelbluny 0

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:32

Amy!!!!!

Chiara92_fml 32

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:47

TBBT!

lareske 0

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:27

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monkeyy22 6

Saturday 29 September 2012 14:49

That's really expensive.

CoconutOil 7

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:20

Besides, she is not trying to remove laser off her lips. She is trying to remove hair.

outstandtacular 11

Saturday 29 September 2012 18:53

55 - huh...?

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 29 September 2012 20:53

84- I think 55 was trying to be funny since the original comment didn't state "laser HAIR removal", but instead "laser removal".

KaelaKhaotic 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:29

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ObeyAlliance 7

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:25

Your profile picture; try it.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:34

And here come all the people who think that pulling a hair out somehow magically makes it grow back in darker and thicker...

Mauskau 35

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:51

Yup, the guy underneath has that covered for you, Doc.

NeonPopRocks 14

Saturday 29 September 2012 20:06

Lol.

wlddog 14

Saturday 29 September 2012 23:02

Is shaving really that hard to figure out?

herpderpherpderp 13

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:36

how the hell do you pluck every hair on your upper lip? teach me master.

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