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Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML
Sometimes you just got to force it down. Sorry about the ticket.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015