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Today, after having a long talk with my mother about gays, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grand kids." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (5036)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by EvilMother (man) - United States (Illinois)

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She can't control your adult life. OP, go find a nice guy and maybe adopt kids?

#3 - On 09/14/2012 at 3:15am by SkoomaKi

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I'm sorry, honey.
Hopefully she will learn to accept it and love you for who you are.

#2 - On 09/14/2012 at 3:15am by FearAndWonder

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