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Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22119) - you deserved it (1642)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Get used to it wingman.

#3 - On 08/22/2012 at 4:30pm by bfsd42

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"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"

#11 - On 08/22/2012 at 4:42pm by a563

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