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Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015