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Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23795) - you deserved it (1942)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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at least he called you beautiful?

#2 - On 08/20/2012 at 10:15am by hannaaaahr

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Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

#4 - On 08/20/2012 at 10:16am by illabye

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