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Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML


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On 08/13/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by burnt (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Burn baby burn!

#1 - On 08/13/2012 at 7:08am by Faatz

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Ahem, scalded*

Yes, I did just become one of those people.

#3 - On 08/13/2012 at 7:10am by gingerfly91

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