Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

by danonno / 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • And, thus, was the birth of Spiderwoman...

    #2 - On 08/03/2012 at 3:04am by FearShrine

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  • thats just awful. just....ugh fuck that shit.. *shivers*

    #7 - On 08/03/2012 at 3:09am by beefstew_54

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