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Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
thats just awful. just....ugh fuck that shit.. *shivers*
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Monday 5 October 2015