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They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.

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They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.

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I saw a video of a spider crawling out of a sleeping guy's mouth. Don't tell me they don't go into the dark moist "cave".

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I'm freaking out and it didn't even happen to me. I can only imagine how OP feels, telling them to calm down isn't going to solve the fact that they had a spider in their mouth.

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I heard that the "you eat X spiders" thing was a test to see how information spread around the internet. I like this theory better than the eating spiders one.

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On the darker side, a spider was in OP--alive--for a short amount of time... And there's nothing to prevent it from reoccurring. Sweet dreams ;-)

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#35--sorry to pop your bubble of child-like wonder, but that picture you have in your head, with baby spiders hatching inside OP...it doesn't work like that in reality..

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and probs laid eggs inside the "dark moist cave" OP mouth wash an entire bottle :/ hope you won't experience that again!!

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On the bright side, OP got a nice midnight snack! Lots of protein and...that's just nasty. I would never recover...*shudders*

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Could you imagine karma for killing spiders. Oh lord the entire world would end up on fire I believe.

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That's kinda what I was thinking. But instead it was a relative of the spider you killed who came back for revenge. That's just the beginning though. They're going to invade your body and hundreds of his family members are going to attack from the inside out. And when they're finished eating your insides, they'll all exit your body through your mouth and nose. (Yeah I'm a little crazy, haha)

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what if the spider just wanted to have a sleep over with, what he at least thought, was his roommate best friend- the OP? poor spider :(

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Kinda sounds like OP already tried to do that by eating the spider. >.> That or OP keeps his/her mouth way too open when sleeping.

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