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Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25157) - you deserved it (2329)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:21am - misc - by loser (man) - United States

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First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

#3 - On 07/31/2012 at 11:33am by bigtaytay

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What? No hot sister?

#1 - On 07/31/2012 at 11:33am by Futacy

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