By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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bigtaytay 13

First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

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Irishgypsy 2

Remind your friends you will look like her later, unless you're a dude then that's a bad idea

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saintsrocksocks 10

Hey when you press comment for the FML it'll say OP's gender.

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PaulB123 11

You didn't leave your name, but I'm assuming it's Stacey? Edit: three beat me to it.

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kimg0885 23

Is your mom married? If not I'd watch out if I were you; you wouldn't want you friend Tim to become your stepdad Tim! What movie is that from?

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kimg0885 23

Four Christmases! I knew it would come to me. But yea Brad played by Vince Vaughn goes to visit his mom and his new stepdad aka his old best friend.

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rizzybear 4

Sounds like OP needs to find some guy friends who have their eyes on books and not cleavage.

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ImmaB3AST 7

It actually gets annoying having a hotter mom. My friends are always saying stuff about my mom. I got used to it but it's still annoying. Anyways, at least you probably have some good characteristics from your mom!

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I hate having a "hot mom". I swear, everywhere I go, people young enough to be my older brother hit on her. Sorry, OP. I know that feel.

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FBI_Surveillance 3

Is you name Stacey?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

My name no Stacey! What wrong with you? Is not my name!!! YOU name Stacey! How you like? Huh? Is not feeling very nicely, yes?

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annie_nk 22

"Stacy's mom" is a song with that says "Stacy's mom has got in going on". Calm your ****.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

My **** are calm, thank you very much. I was referring to: 1) The repeated use of the joke 2) the fact that he used 'you' instead of 'your'. Get it now?

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annie_nk 22

Gotcha. I didn't notice the wrong use of "your" at first. I read it too fast. Although I still chuckle reading your comments in a high, squeaky voice lol ;)

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Vaginabutter 15

And the fact that op is a guy.

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tony1891 22

your mom goes to college.

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