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Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33938) - you deserved it (1592)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

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Wow, that's hella selfish, I would make her buy one to make up for it.

#2 - On 07/08/2012 at 6:15am by SexySlayer1248

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The amount of rage that would well up within me could never be measured by any means of the measurement system, should I have been in that situation...

Your mother had a lousy excuse and I really hope she does something to make up for her selfish behavior.

#7 - On 07/08/2012 at 6:26am by Mirorbo

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