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Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

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He is behind a counter first of all, and second he could have had a prosthetic and been wearing pants.

#10 - On 07/07/2012 at 1:26pm by scifichic92

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I don't see anything wrong in what u have asked.I am assuming that u asked him out of concern.

#17 - On 07/07/2012 at 1:42pm by barano

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