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Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18240) - you deserved it (7054)

On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

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Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.

#2 - On 07/01/2012 at 8:05pm by DocBastard

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He's a fan of insane clown pussies .

#4 - On 07/01/2012 at 8:05pm by Deeznutzhairy

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