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Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11763) - you deserved it (15015)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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You should snap that bastard in two over your knee and show it who's boss.


......then submit another FML saying you broke your leg ;)

#1 - On 06/29/2012 at 8:39pm by gabfoundnemo

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You just got draped.

#8 - On 06/29/2012 at 8:44pm by jasonbrosef

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