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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 930

You deserved it 15 618

Good morning!

By 3lavyaa - 07/10/2009 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turns out I have wood rot, and my entire window fell out. FML

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You deserved it 4 777

Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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You deserved it 173

By but why - 21/08/2018 23:30

Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML

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You deserved it 373

By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 198

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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You deserved it 9 304

Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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You deserved it 537

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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You deserved it 11 463

I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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You deserved it 290

By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 408

MrCalves 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:19

sounds like a massive clusterf*ck

OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:21

Should have had a V8 instead.

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immaprincessmadd 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:12

haha, I love pepsi!

Janglur476 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 20:55

#35 you look amazing! and dr. pepper FTW!!!!

Shookitup 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 21:28

thank you #72 ^.^

zackbjj1 0

Friday 23 July 2010 8:22

I agree

heyjenn 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:13

product placement

Loofaz 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:22

OP YDI because you drink pepsi

bmexoxo98 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:14

well that sucks!!:) ha

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:15

ouch :( so sry bout the pepsi :P

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:15

or op is a clutz

the_flirtt 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:15

wow I would make another hole in the wall with my fist !

punjabi44 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:16

LOL sad stuff

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:17

lol wow that's funny op.

MrCalves 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:19

sounds like a massive clusterf*ck

amerwin 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 19:19

should have gone with curtains

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Good morning

Same thing different taste

Good morning!

Cool moves

Accidents will happen

Walnut head

Make it stop!

I don't know my strength

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