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Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML


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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States

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Well at least now you know to not let him borrow your car. And if he has his own car keys why doesn't he use his own car...?

#4 - On 06/21/2012 at 2:53am by sexaaydino

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You should have also let him borrow the keys to your car.

#14 - On 06/21/2012 at 2:59am by Il_Maestro

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