Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7488) - you deserved it (38284)
On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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You're driving....why are you picking your nose?
#2 - On 06/11/2012 at 12:51pm by jtthegr8
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Are your nails okay?
#8 - On 06/11/2012 at 12:52pm by LilBobby
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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