By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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jtthegr8 26

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

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astoryofroses 9

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

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jboyajian86 1

Acrylic nails are for hookers anyways

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isis_morrigan 18

And "yu" introduced me to an even more annoying spelling of "you" than the typical "u". "yu" is pointless! Does it really take that much freaking time to type an"o"?

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nikkij99 3

I currently have acrylic nails right now and I'm no where near a hooker or am going to become one you obviously have no idea

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samanthajonesdru 1

There is a certain way to pick your nose with fake nails, just as you will have to adjust the way you type and wipe your ass.

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fishboy123 7

you have a brain!?

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K_kanaka 26

Did you forget how to do math?

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soad2014 7

Everybody picks their nose, but fake nails? No. They look great on Peter Griffin, though. "Oh, hey Laronda! No I got four people on hold, but I can talk!" :D

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AzzieC 12

Wooow u should have thought about that sooner

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UsernameHere234 13

Your brain actually had no feeling so don't worry if your brain is bleeding you won't know (yay science)

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