By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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jtthegr8 26

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

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astoryofroses 9

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

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juicifer 0

And that's why you shouldn't pick your nose...

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Transform 3

Yeah, picking your nose while driving and wearing acrylic nails, sounds legit.

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BaconBoy75 2

So we will have you to thank when the new campaign will be "Don't pick your nose and drive." I'm sure someone already made that comment. :-

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Camo788 0

Picking your nose with those nails in general is abad idea. While driving?

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SidewalkSurfer 5

Thoroughly think things over before you look like a dumb shit. That's a life lesson you shall soon learn.

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AliceInMe 4

Don't pick and drive! Someone might see you smarty. Do that in the comfort of you own home xD or not at all. They have theses wonderful things called tissues

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samiluvsyew00 4

Okay. Sorry OP but I laughed my butt off when I saw this.

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Oreohugzpenny 4

26 Because she was too busy looking a the bugger she pulled out of her nose!

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