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Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36107) - you deserved it (5849)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

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I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.

#2 - On 06/06/2012 at 1:15pm by Govester

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I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha

#5 - On 06/06/2012 at 1:16pm by 1PaulyD

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