Toxic and Transportation: Toxic masculinity

Toxic masculinity

By Bishop - 06/06/2012 14:19

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

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Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML

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Love is love

By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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Govester 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:15

I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.

1PaulyD 9

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:16

I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha

Comments

_Peppermint_ 34

Wednesday 6 June 2012 20:23

Ignorant ****. I hope someone punches him in the stomach.

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 June 2012 20:34

The mechanic's logic is better. If the OP can work all day in PJ's with sexy nurses and NOT have a permanent stiffy, maybe his sexuality is indeterminate. Since the mechanic can work with sweaty guys all day without popping a boner, you know that he is straight. Sorry that he celebrated his debate win over you with physical violence.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 6 June 2012 20:51

Hmm, valid point. But OP's response was still awesome. :)

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:06

It showed pluck, but no wisdom. The mechanic would be stronger from handling hard, steel tools all day compared to the nurse who usually is handling soft, flaccid ones. Even when those tools are "hard," they still don't compare to a Snap-On ;)

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:27

Have you ever tried to lift patients in/out of bed? Nurses may have to lift more stuff than mechanics. Also, who said the garage mechanic didn't get a stiffy working with his peers? Also, Nurse scrubs are loose enough to hide a stiffy, unless you're really well hung.