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Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18702) - you deserved it (2054)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Good thing you threw his ass to the curb, like any good fml should end.

#1 - On 05/28/2012 at 10:20am by StanSmith

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at least you had the sense to dump his immature ass :)

#4 - On 05/28/2012 at 10:21am by Finnick

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