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Fun isn't the right word... Interesting? and if Netherlands is anything like New Jersey durning this time of year, one word, Bugs... Lots and lots of bugs. Damn you blood sucking disgusting multiple legged flying creatures!

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Goddamn it, I hate these ridiculous over-exaggerations. They just make me want to force myself through a fine mesh screen.

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I don't mean that I would literally shoot myself. It was an exaggeration & if you don't find your parents naked nasty then you have problems

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Check their location. People in the Netherlands are not so puritanical about the human body, laws are different everywhere.

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Here, police can't arrest you for public nudity if you're on your own property, so they usually just annoy you with tickets until you give up. After a few tickets for your grass being too high, or for your car being too far from the curb, most people would just go inside.

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Wait...so, in the Netherlands, the police can ticket you for neglecting your lawn, but they can't arrest you for exposing your naked body to the public so long as you're within your property line? Call me an ignorant closed-minded American, but that seems very ironic and hypocritical to me.

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I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice.... That's true in several U.S. states as well, including my own home state of Massachusetts. It's perfectly legal to be nude on your own property, even outdoors, so long as you're not actually doing anything lewd or obscene. (You won't, however, make any friends among your neighbors, and the cops might have a talk with you to let you know you're offending the neighbors and they might suggest that you cut it out.) This is NOT true everywhere

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I realize that different cultures have different attitudes about nudity & that laws reflect that, but you'd think a government so free with public nudity would be less tight ass about lawn care. If the cops can tell you to mow your lawn, they should be able to tell you to wear clothes in public view

.... join them? ;) No, but, if you don't have neighbors, and it's really, really hot I don't blame them. Just avoid the garden, OP!

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Hey Alan, why can't we thumb up FML mods' comments? They're always so awesome... Just know that if I could thumb you up, I would. :)

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I don't always agree with doc, but wow. Have to on this one. Josef fritzl was a monster. Regardless of what his defense attorney said on the first day of court.

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100 Alans messing with peoples heads. 1 fell down and bumped his head. Then came the doctor and then said. No more Alans jumping on the bed! Jk

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Whoa... Two mods in one thread? I feel like I just witnessed the first sunrise. My freedom fighter popped out. It seeped out and was influenced by reading articles on mind control, followed by reading this FML thread. Here, Alan. Let me help you put those m&ms up there. *offers m&ms* Regular or peanut? If you want to get fancy, there are pretzel and peanut butter varieties.

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OMG 2 mods in one thread.... I have officially finished ecerything on my bucket list except the first thing, 1)lose virginity

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No 110, it's "I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off" I thought you knew everything about that song?

No one said you had to look. Just go out with friends or stay in your bedroom. It might save your sanity and eyes.

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