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Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18517) - you deserved it (2084)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by Broon (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

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Well at least your winter heating bill will be very low.

#5 - On 05/25/2012 at 7:33pm by austin101123

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Well hey, now you have an excuse to walk around in your undies! :D
But I think unintentionally buying an apartment prepared to protect against the next ice age was the wrong choice. You should've unintentionally chosen the apartment down the street that protects against the zombie apocolypse, because that is obviously the next big thing.

#16 - On 05/25/2012 at 7:43pm by NoorFML

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