Transportation: Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to...

By Broon - 25/05/2012 19:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML

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Alexa, play "Heat Wave" by Martha and the Vandellas

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 02:00

Today, I checked my local weather forecast. The highs are supposed to be 85-94°F (29-35°C) for 9 of the next 10 days. It's been 95-102°F (35-39°C) for the past week. I have no air conditioning. I'm so tired of this heat! Fuck climate change! FML

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By heat pumps suck - 26/01/2017 14:28

Today, since moving to a state with relatively milder winters last year, my heating bill has more than doubled. I am now paying more to keep my new apartment at 62 when it is 20 outside, than what I was paying to keep my ancient apartment at 70 when it was minus 14 outside. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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Just chilling

By Cold - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML

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Bit nippy out

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 07:59 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML

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Working conditions

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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Climate change

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 08:00

Today, my country isn’t exactly cold, but with our house being what it is, the only difference in summer is that you can actually turn off the heating, and if you’re lucky, you still won’t need to wear long underwear inside. Much. FML

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Deal with it

By arron - 20/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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austin101123 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:33

Well at least your winter heating bill will be very low.

alexup24 13

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:38

Ba dum tss*

Comments

PatCoFan 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:21

atleast you don't live in Arizona it reached 110 last week.

austin101123 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:47

It's actually hotter in The Southeast. It's about 20 degrees cooler but the humidity adds more than 30 degrees than your humidity.

IIFenix 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:38

I feel bad for you I know what it's like I lived in a hot apartment a few years back. Best thing to do is go get a portable ac unit those things rock.

IIFenix 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:40

33- I disagree with .."that stinks" is funny used at the proper moments.

IIFenix 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:43

Sorry this comment ended up in the wrong spot :(

kandi_kid69 15

Saturday 26 May 2012 4:34

I thumbed up anyway. :D

IIFenix 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 15:26

Thanks kandi XD lol

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:40

I hope you don't have religious family, they may think Satan is your roommate.

GaleIsHawt 5

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:51

Have fun this summer! Air conditioning will be your new best friend.

crystalann55 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 3:06

Aw. :(

lauraaaaaa_fml 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 3:07

"On the brink of a stiflingly hot summer" in Leeds? Seriously?! You live in Britain. If a "barbecue summer" has been forecast by the Met Office, we all know it will be anything but. The closest we'll get to a stiflingly hot summer will be three days of sunshine and 25-30ºC before it pisses it down for the rest of the year. You don't have anything to worry about, except on those three days of sunshine (when, inevitably, a hosepipe ban WILL be introduced, just because).

BTR_lover 1

Saturday 26 May 2012 3:22

That's a sweaty situation..; ) See what I did there?:D

rainbowglass 5

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:54

Noo... I guess I've never seen the 3000 variations of this comment. Pleas, do explain.

tbenson0628 14

Saturday 26 May 2012 3:27

totAlly. ya'll come down to us southern folk parts and we'll keep ya nice and tend--i mean, er, safe. yeah...safe. *evil laugh with banjo playing in background*