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Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML


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On 04/01/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by oooooopss - United States (Oregon)

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It's happened to me before, I felt pretty stupid.

#6 - On 04/01/2012 at 11:01am by BuffaloSabres134

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I'm sure these AAA guys get stuff like this (and worse!) all the time. Don't worry, if he didn't call you a dumbass to your face, I'm sure he did to his colleagues. They're probably all having a good laugh at your expense right now.

There, don't you feel better?

#29 - On 04/01/2012 at 11:27am by DocBastard

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