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Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17552) - you deserved it (13516)

On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

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Take a stand. People like that will continue to think they are the boss of everything if you don't defy them.

#2 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:39pm by The_DoritoNinja

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Old people are scary man!

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:38pm by Cynical_in_SK

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