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Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you.

Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed!

Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

#1 - On 03/26/2012 at 10:04am by marinus

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Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly.
Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it?
Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

#8 - On 03/26/2012 at 10:10am by ohmandapants

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