Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
by baconandkittens / 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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i hate spiders!
#1 - On 02/26/2012 at 3:18am by nic7973
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The wind? Pfft! Maybe it was a ninja spider that despise the outdoors.
#10 - On 02/26/2012 at 3:23am by jideare
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