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Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

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She made you go on the diet as well? I wouldn't go through with a vegan diet.

#2 - On 02/22/2012 at 2:34am by Goatinsfriend

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Did you at least get to eat it in your dream?

#8 - On 02/22/2012 at 2:41am by WCARlover

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