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Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11632) - you deserved it (32192)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well then. I think you need to be more optimistic OP! You aren't single and fat! You're liberated and well endowed!

Yeah. Sure. Can I get a cookie?

#1 - On 02/07/2012 at 2:29am by The_Creeper

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Aww take an example of your sim, I'm sure you're being too harsh on yourself! *cyber hugs*

#3 - On 02/07/2012 at 2:30am by 123josie123

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