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Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5288) - you deserved it (20778)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

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You're a classy woman, aren't ya?

#7 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:18pm by jasony0423

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Saving it for later?

#1 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:15pm by IIRoxieII

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