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How do you know?? Op maybe he was just disappointed because he was tired from all that yard work and wanted to relax with a cookie?

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Proper first comment edited would read. Then grab a bag of Oreos And tell him he can only eat one at a time. Begin placing them on your body and up the ante as you get more into the " reward". Win win. You get best time of your life he gets cookies( note to self. Through washing after your done you don't want any cookie stuck anywhere)

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I don't know it's not her. But seeing as she posted on FML about the situation, it probably wasn't her. Clearly, she was just trying to reward her husband with some good loving & he had mistaken her offering for something other than what it was. Hop off my nuts skank.

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No, it's because some dumb ignorant girl up there keeps trying to throw me under the bus without a legitimately good reason. YOU friend, can piss off too. Thanks. Btw, I'm a female.

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Oh cool, more fighting on the Internet. To bad though, I ran out of popcorn a few FMLs back.

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Think about it your getting hot and sweaty in the kitchen, and before you know someone's getting spanked with a spatula and getting whip cream eaten off thrm

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You must be new here. This double comment thing is caused by the evil demons that live in the internet. From time to time they decide to wreak havoc on the poor FMLers. It is tradition to give the second comment ad many thumbs down as possible. Happy hunting!

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You must be new here. This double comment thing is caused by the evil demons that live in the internet. From time to time they decide to wreak havoc on the poor FMLers. It is tradition to give the second comment ad many thumbs down as possible. Happy hunting!

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Fact: That tradition started because the early FMLers thought thumbs down would ward off demons. Science has now proven that only DocBastards face could do such a thing.

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After a "very difficult yard project" I would be hot and tired. Cookies sounds like it would be better at that time.

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Naked baking sounds like a rather dangerous situation, unless part of the yard project involved "mowing the lawn." ;-)

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Oooooooooh just a hint of sexism makes this comment so much better. Women out of the kitchen, that just silly~ they should be making Sammiches XD

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Ho made cookies? Then you would get sex and cookies! How expensive and wasteful is it to hire a hooker, pay her for the time needed to bake the cookies and for the sex afterwards!

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I prefer a large knife to the chest, offset from center slightly. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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