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By me / Saturday 4 February 2012 19:40 / United States
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By  Brelywi  |  15

So bake the man some cookies, woman!

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By  FatSack  |  0

Damnmmnnn. It's not you, it's him.

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  Nightvenom  |  0

Proper first comment edited would read. Then grab a bag of Oreos And tell him he can only eat one at a time. Begin placing them on your body and up the ante as you get more into the " reward". Win win. You get best time of your life he gets cookies( note to self. Through washing after your done you don't want any cookie stuck anywhere)

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  FatSack  |  0

I don't know it's not her. But seeing as she posted on FML about the situation, it probably wasn't her. Clearly, she was just trying to reward her husband with some good loving & he had mistaken her offering for something other than what it was. Hop off my nuts skank.

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  FatSack  |  0

No, it's because some dumb ignorant girl up there keeps trying to throw me under the bus without a legitimately good reason. YOU friend, can piss off too. Thanks. Btw, I'm a female.

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  moop256  |  10

Think about it your getting hot and sweaty in the kitchen, and before you know someone's getting spanked with a spatula and getting whip cream eaten off thrm

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  grapisy  |  8

Compromise: sex WITH cookies Might be a bit crummy, but hey, you get your fix.

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  grapisy  |  8

You must be new here. This double comment thing is caused by the evil demons that live in the internet. From time to time they decide to wreak havoc on the poor FMLers. It is tradition to give the second comment ad many thumbs down as possible. Happy hunting!

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  grapisy  |  8

You must be new here. This double comment thing is caused by the evil demons that live in the internet. From time to time they decide to wreak havoc on the poor FMLers. It is tradition to give the second comment ad many thumbs down as possible. Happy hunting!

By  Brelywi  |  15

So bake the man some cookies, woman!

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  HannahWho  |  8

Ho made cookies? Then you would get sex and cookies! How expensive and wasteful is it to hire a hooker, pay her for the time needed to bake the cookies and for the sex afterwards!

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