Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26992) - you deserved it (3790)
On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States
Anonymous 's life also sucksToday, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes…
gtfb1993 also deserved itToday, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to…
That's a funny story, actually.
#1 - On 01/08/2012 at 8:19pm by IntoTheClouds
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They are confused because it didn't have a siren.
#2 - On 01/08/2012 at 8:19pm by MrHankie1999
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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