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Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21577) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

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That's a funny story, actually.

#1 - On 01/08/2012 at 8:19pm by IntoTheClouds

See in context

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They are confused because it didn't have a siren.

#2 - On 01/08/2012 at 8:19pm by MrHankie1999

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