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  DeMamp  |  15

well, he could have killed his grandma with his semen...

By  Candygrl987  |  11

Maybe lock the door next time?

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I wasn't allowed to have a lock on my door for the longest time. Also OP, just leave it on the porn if you're caught jacking. It's better to be seen as a normal person who jacks to porn than a person who jacks to their mom or the news (because MSN is my homepage as well as many people I know, so if you just open a new page to cover the old it's gonna look like you were jacking to the news and that's not normal.)

By  taymichele16  |  15

Try locking the door next time

By  emeraldarcher74  |  29

"Ooooh, yahh. Hashtag hot loading. Ooooohhh, emojis. MOAR HASHTAG! THE PEOPLE LIKED THIS!!! OOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH" Like and share if you don't want this to happen to you.

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References to Facebook.

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This isn't Instagram. You should speak English when you use this app. Otherwise, you might need to shove a dictionary down your throat so you can actually come close to speaking a language.

By  LostInTheZone11  |  23

Besides locking your door, install the "PanicButton". (It works on Chrome and Firefox) It closes all tabs on your computer and puts up a start up blank search page. When pressed again it restores your tabs.

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