Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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Tell her gtfo then
#1 - On 01/07/2012 at 10:16am by Hadesas
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Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.
#4 - On 01/07/2012 at 10:17am by ICATiger
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