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By pinkleopleurodon / Friday 9 December 2011 12:23 / United States
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Tie her to the ceiling, whereas her buttho is against the vent. Or you cam THROW HER ON THE GROOOUUNNDD :)

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Unfortunately, not even fast food or taco will ever be bad enough to combat what she is doing to herself.

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Isn't it funny how not eating meat makes you pass noxious fumes.... Yet digesting seared animal flesh is fine? Long live carnivores!

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The gas and bloating only lasts about a month or so. It's because your body is changing to a new kind of diet and the enzymes aren't yet used to digesting the new kind of food. The same thing happens when vegetarians start eating meat.

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I take it she doesn't know much about vegetarian food then and is eating stuff that's bad for her or just generally gives gas anyway (like brussel sprouts). Give her a vegetarian cook book :D.

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The extra fiber should account for the gas but not the smell. If she replaced tofu for everything in a meat heavy diet she will have gas and bad gas at that since her body isn't equipped to just jump right into digesting so much at a time.

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She shouldn't combine acids and carbohydrates, that can lead to massive digestive problems. For example, no orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juice or vinegar at any meal that also includes high starches and sugars. Although rice is the only starch that doesn't cause gas. Perhaps she should have done a little more research.

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Indeed, vegetarians ruin everything :( I think it's the lack of delicious bacon in their lives.

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How are vegetarians stupid? Her body is adjusting to her new diet and will stop producing so much gas soon.

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