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Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9005) - you deserved it (21827)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

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He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.

#10 - On 01/05/2012 at 6:17am by Give_Linux_A_Go

See in context

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What a sweet father/son relationship.

#1 - On 01/05/2012 at 6:06am by chili10

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