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Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28246) - you deserved it (2372)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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how unfortunate.. at least it wasn't shit..

#1 - On 12/26/2011 at 2:04am by tkdgold03

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Throw some flaming candy at him. Apparently its halloween.

#12 - On 12/26/2011 at 2:10am by IAMYOURPINEAPPLE

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