Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (8808)
On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States
trembelwick's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small…
seanjohn268 also deserved itToday, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the…
#7 - On 12/03/2011 at 9:56am by lollipop77
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+144 | 6
Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.
#1 - On 12/03/2011 at 9:53am by KailyKii
+131 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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