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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33833) - you deserved it (5542) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Ahh, smart guy.

#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:04am by ckr911

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You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

#4 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:05am by FMLandurstoo

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