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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm
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Thursday 23 April 2015