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By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By kodijack - 25/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02

Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML

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By ouch - 07/08/2011 07:12 - Mexico

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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ckr911 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:04

Ahh, smart guy.

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:05

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

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vi3tno_romeo 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:25

I'll give u credit for keeping the environment pollute-free by cycling...plus you are saving alot on petrol and shit...(y) Guys just an idiot

BellaBoo8275 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:29

Uh... What?

KateWesley44 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:41

that's funny! (; but I can see how that would be annoying, too.

forbes52 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:46

damnnnnn^^^^;)

D3athT3ch 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:46

the more i think about it, the funnier it gets lol

lizard399 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:46

Oh he's a clever one... I bet he road off feeling bad ass.. on his scooter 0_o

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:02

*rode off

lizard399 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:57

Oops, yeah I'm a ******* retard, sorry lol

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:47

The reason scooters are frowned upon in our society.

bigtaytay 13

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:55

that sucks... but BURN!

bobbyc7 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:19

Haha sorry op but that's just too funny...

gunner2590 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:57

That was trolling at it's finest. Lmao

knightwing5555 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:07

lol he is on a scooter!

ChantelRenaeee 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:45

That clever clever man.

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