Miscellaneous: Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading...

By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By kodijack - 25/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02

Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML

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By ouch - 07/08/2011 07:12 - Mexico

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 776

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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ckr911 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:04

Ahh, smart guy.

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:05

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

Comments

BloodyDraven 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:24

just to piss off all the hippies, I'm gonna say that id have done the same thing, except I wouldnt be on a scooter, id be driving my 98 Ford explorer with a 5liter V8 engine in it, and I'd speed off hella fast...and maybe come back around again just to point and laugh

durbins95 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:43

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!! Hahahah

colafizz1 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:53

He's lost his empathy!

VaanBasch 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 14:55

so why is this an fml?

texas_redneck88 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 15:03

Hmm....last time I checked, the letter "F" isn't a vowel so there is no use for "an" it should of been "a" instead. You only use "an" if the word after it starts w/ a vowel.

RokNRoll11 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:03

As they say... "keep moving forward"

gigglebot11 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:22

this made my day

tina1213 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:37

Wow hes a dick !!!! Big time !!!!

Dcm210 19

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:24

you should push him off his scooter and say "you just lost your scooter"

bigblayne53 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:34

haha scooter guy FTW!

zembof 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:51

If he said it in a joking Manner than he's not a jerk even then it was a really clever joke u can not deny this just think of it as funny ik I would have laughed just get on with it