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Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26629) - you deserved it (2029)

On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower

#4 - On 09/28/2011 at 12:57pm by Kyzahhh

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That bastard should pay for it

#2 - On 09/28/2011 at 12:54pm by techweed

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