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You should've done what I do; tape TM-46 Russian anti-tank mines to my bumper. No one ever crashes into my car and of they did, they won't again!

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My question is how the fuck do you lose control of a lawn mower? That takes some serious skill, or lack there of.

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The guy mowing the lawn had another of these famous daydreams that occur when breathing fresh grass emmanations for an extanded period. True story.

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Trues questions are : how man butt cheeks are on your lawnmower, and why aren't you providing us any pictures of it?

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How man...y butt cheeks? Usually just the two. As far as the photos go...I would take some but I heard that's how you lose control and hit parked cars on those things.

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Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem

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Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem

Demand compensation OP. You know it was the guy who they hired to mow the lawn and security basically confirmed it, so...

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