Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
by JubileeBee / 09/28/2011 at 6:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.
#11 - On 09/28/2011 at 10:43am by yamatelle
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Has he offered to host a tylenol pm eating contest yet?
#5 - On 09/28/2011 at 10:39am by spacemanspiff78
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