By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 358
You deserved it 2 416

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheDrifter 23

Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.

yamatelle 19

What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.

Comments

next time you see him flash him...he's not going to be around much longer

Ya like popsicles...I got a whole lot of them down in the cellar

I think thats something you should tell the police

myeviltwin 20

Unless he actually tries inappropriate contact or you hear screams comming from his basment. He's probably just a lonely old man. Be nice to him but establish boundries right away. Remember one day you will be old and lonely too (if you live that long). Karma may serve you well if you are kind now.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Might as well let him think that. He doesn't have a lot of time left in this world.

Hes an old man,let him think so,won't hurt anyone. but if i were you i'd check if my door was locked,old man might wanna visit his girlfriend ;)

pfx2_fml 15

Tell him to use the Internet the next time he starts thinking about you