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Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (1747)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause they vacuuming e'erybody out here.

#8 - On 09/24/2011 at 8:08pm by YayFlameWarz

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At least it was only a vacuum.

#1 - On 09/24/2011 at 7:57pm by polakinakilt

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