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Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause they vacuuming e'erybody out here.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014