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Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (4769)

On 09/18/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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God likes to listen to tunes too, you know. He's very good at angry birds also.

#12 - On 09/18/2011 at 11:59pm by hellogoodbyex

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Don't trust anyone in church. There are alot of good people there but most people that go to church want forgiveness or want to try to start over. So basically church's are filled with plenty of murderers, rapists, and thieves.

#22 - On 09/19/2011 at 12:05am by salvorican

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